Confessions Of A (Slim) Cabbage Soup Diet Addict
>> Friday, February 20, 2009
They told me it was low fat, high fibre and that I would lose
about ten pounds in only one week. I was intrigued. Sure, I had
a few pounds to lose. Who wouldn't want to slim down a bit? My
high school reunion was just around the corner and with kids I
didn't think I could find the time to go to the gym. I knew I
had to look better than the popular girls who had made my life a
living hell. So, I set my eyes on the cabbage soup diet. I
followed it to the letter, never letting my guard down. Let me
tell you, it was something else.
My cravings roared to life. Every mention of the word chocolate
sent me into frenzy. My children had to hide their school
lunches in fear that I would eat them all and leave them with
nothing. For some insane reason, I decided to try this cabbage
soup diet over Halloween. I begrudgingly handed out candy,
chocolate, pop and other delights to brats dressed up as
pirates, witches, princesses and goblins. Usually friendly
neighborhood kids seemed to scowl as they stole the candy from
my weak hands. Sure I'd lost a few pounds by then, but the lag
in my energy levels was hardly worth it. I barely mustered the
energy to answer the door.
The mood swings that came from not eating normally took an
enormous toll on my marriage and on my career. My husband
couldn't do anything right. Once I literally wept when he missed
some cat hair while sweeping. Towards the end of the diet he
started spending copious amounts of time paying bills, mowing
the lawn and fixing useless gadgets. We barely spoke. My boss
and co-workers instantly noticed a shift in my mood. I sulked
around the office on pizza Friday. I felt gloomy on Jill's
birthday because I couldn't have cake. I even threw away
Spencer's chocolates because if I couldn't have them I didn't
think anyone should. Usually compassionate and kind, the lack of
real food in my stomach turned me into a maniac.
When all was said and done, I had lost about seven pounds. That
made me happy....for a day until I realized it was mostly water
weight. After basically starving my body for a week, my system
stored every last molecule of food as soon as I started eating
normally again. In fact, I gorged on everything I could find.
The first thing I did was order Chinese food....and pizza...and
Sushi. I was insatiable. Whatever weight I'd lost came back
within days. Then I ballooned to a higher weight than I was
pre-cabbage soup diet.
The truth is, this diet was not worth it. I'm now eating a
balanced diet filled with lean protein, fruits, veggies and
dairy. I give in to small cravings and try to get in a bit of
exercise each day. I've lost a few pounds. It's been a slow go,
but I know this is a much better way to go about things. My
husband is speaking to me again and Jill has finally forgiven
me. I even told Spencer what I did and we laughed about it over
a Mars bar. Things are finally getting back to normal. Well,
except for the fact that cabbage is no longer allowed within 10
feet of my house!
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